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Most Devout: 2,127thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,958thMost Patriotic: 6,992nd
The Caliphate of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
Caliphe Abd al Rashid
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Abbasid Dynasty

Population5.277 billion

CapitalMecca
LeaderCaliphe Abd al Rashid
FaithIslam

CurrencyDirham
AnimalEagle

The Caliphate of Abbasid Dynasty is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Caliphe Abd al Rashid with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.277 billion Arabics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mecca. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arabic economy, worth 893 trillion Dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 169,304 Dirhams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, Arabics suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abbasid Dynasty's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Abbasid Dynasty is ranked 26,708th in the world and 12th in Union de Naciones Latinas e Ibericas for Highest Food Quality, scoring 85.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Top
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Most Devout: 2,127thTop
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,958thMost Patriotic: 6,992ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,571stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,015thLowest Crime Rates: 12,761stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,547thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,905thMost Authoritarian: 14,063rdTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,685thHealthiest Citizens: 14,757thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,484thMost Cultured: 16,506thHighest Average Incomes: 16,558thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,060thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,738thMost Conservative: 18,530thMost Efficient Economies: 19,113thSmartest Citizens: 22,883rdLargest Governments: 23,340thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,872ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,423rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,640thHighest Food Quality: 26,708th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abbasid Dynasty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Patriotic, and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Abbasid Dynasty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Abbasid Dynasty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Abbasid Dynasty's influence in Union de Naciones Latinas e Ibericas rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Abbasid Dynasty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Abbasid Dynasty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Abbasid Dynasty, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in Abbasid Dynasty, Arabics suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
  • : Following new legislation in Abbasid Dynasty, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Abbasid Dynasty, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.

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