The Free Land of Abbi is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.029 billion Abbians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The thriving Abbian economy, worth 740 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,004 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Abbian politicians, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abbi's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abbi is ranked 12,080^th in the world and 4^th in Serenity for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,822.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.