The Federal Republic of ABBV is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 7.391 billion ABBVians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The very strong ABBVian economy, worth 327 trillion ABBV Shareses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,335 ABBV Shareses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 150,561 per year while the poor average 9,631, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, nobody likes bad boys any more, supervisors in ABBV commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ABBV's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ABBV is ranked 72,301^st in the world and 4^th in NYSE for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.