The Republic of Abheatha-Abhaile is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.666 billion Abheatha-Abhaileans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.4%.

The strong Abheatha-Abhailean economy, worth a remarkable 1,118 trillion punts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 56,853 punts, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abheatha-Abhaile's national animal is the whale, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Abheatha-Abhaile is ranked 166,181^st in the world and 14^th in Bus Stop for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,078.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.