The Republic of Absolute communism30 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.184 billion Absolute communism30ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism30ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,591 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and polygamy is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism30's national animal is the kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Absolute communism30 is ranked 11,130th in the world and 641st in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,637.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
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- : Absolute communism30 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Average Incomes, Most Patriotic, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Absolute communism30 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism30, polygamy is legal.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism30, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism30, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Absolute communism30 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism30, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism30, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism30, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism30, the entire entry for Absolute communism30 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
