The Republic of Absolute communism50 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.169 billion Absolute communism50ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism50ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,266 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 810,354 per year while the poor average 32,990, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, billions of dollars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Sheep Nebula, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism50's national animal is the sheep.

Absolute communism50 is ranked 47,492^nd in the world and 2,472^nd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 55,073.42 Standard Monetary Units.