The Utopia of Absolute Total Paradise is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leo - The Most Fearsome Leader For Life with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.544 billion Subjects are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute Total Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 2,214 trillion Negative Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 232,067 Negative Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, and imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute Total Paradise's national animal is the Stinkbug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No religion.

Absolute Total Paradise is ranked 291,428^th in the world and 5^th in Voluntary Union of Nations for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -18.38 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.