The Federation of Achaean Republic is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Carlos Núñez Alvarado with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.642 billion Achaeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Distrito de Muñíz. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Achaean economy, worth a remarkable 1,884 trillion corcinoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,062 corcinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime is totally unknown. Achaean Republic's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Achaean Republic is ranked 9,639^th in the world and 14^th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.78 law-abiding acts per hour.