The Dominion of Achnadia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.902 billion Achnadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 10.1%.

The strong Achnadian economy, worth 215 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 55,281 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Harry Potter books are banned, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Achnadia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Achnadia is ranked 72,587^th in the world and 27^th in Corvinia Refounded for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,835.24 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.