The Lunar Kingdom of Acuazluna is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aqua Watermoon with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.894 billion Acuazlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Water Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Acuazlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,481 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 351,845 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, all the world's a stage for Acuazlunan political theatrics, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acuazluna's national animal is the Water Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.

Acuazluna is ranked 291,024^th in the world and 4^th in Lunaria for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.21 kickbacks per hour.