The Republic of Adelaide Crows is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The devout population of 3.85 billion Adelaide Crowsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Social Policy, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The Adelaide Crowsian economy, worth 174 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,364 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Adelaide Crowsian, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adelaide Crows's national animal is the Crows duh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adelaide Crows is ranked 162,195^th in the world and 38^th in AFL for Most Developed, scoring 54.73 on the Human Development Index.