The State of Admiral Vinogradov is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.212 billion Admiral Vinogradovians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 27.8%.

The all-consuming Admiral Vinogradovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 59,436 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, Admiral Vinogradov has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Admiral Vinogradov in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Admiral Vinogradov's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Admiral Vinogradov is ranked 133,757^th in the world and 93^rd in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.38 law-abiding acts per hour.