The Republic of AFL is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The devout population of 4.034 billion AFLians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The AFLian economy, worth 231 trillion ---s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,360 ---s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, not all rivers run to the sea, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AFL's national animal is the ---, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

AFL is ranked 163,774^th in the world and 21^st in AFL for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 587.79 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.