The Federal Directorial Republic of Afrigidoloco is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by the Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.021 billion Afrigidolocoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menirich. The average income tax rate is 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Afrigidolocoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,910 trillion Shemons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 268,408 Shemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, in a baffling press conference the Federal Council proudly dismantled a broken door, and shooting someone has never been safer. Crime is totally unknown. Afrigidoloco's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Afrigidoloco is ranked 326,676^th in the world and 11^th in Austritaria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.