The State of AGhaidhealtachd is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.192 billion AGhaidhealtachdians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The strong AGhaidhealtachdian economy, worth a remarkable 1,182 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 65,004 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 441,951 per year while the poor average 3,492, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. AGhaidhealtachd's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

AGhaidhealtachd is ranked 195,237^th in the world and 3^rd in Congo for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.51 kickbacks per hour.