The Sultanate of Agyptus is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Hadid al-Mujmamad II with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.695 billion Agyptusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Yaira. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Agyptusian economy, worth 660 trillion Agyptusian Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 116,045 Agyptusian Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agyptus's national animal is the Agyptusian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Yellowism.

Agyptus is ranked 320,202^nd in the world and 108^th in Aceon for Nicest Citizens, with 0.41 average smiles per day.