The Sultanate of Al-Lah is a small, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 26 million Muslims are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Muslim economy, worth 535 billion Rals a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,583 Rals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's standard police investigation protocol to ignore the fraud behind the curtain, elections have been outlawed, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', and raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al-Lah's national animal is the lion.

Al-Lah is ranked 165,653^rd in the world and 12^th in Islam for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 336.73 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.