The Queendom of ALDV is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8 million ALDVians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong ALDVian economy, worth 443 billion mérites a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 55,384 mérites, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,958 per year while the poor average 3,471, a ratio of 102 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ALDV's national animal is the loup, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ALDV is ranked 241,543^rd in the world and 278^th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.