The Republic of Inner Ted Imazahvatia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Grand Director with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.768 billion Imazahvatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gem city. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Imazahvatian economy, worth 800 trillion Gems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 167,843 Gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and home renovation shows are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Ted Imazahvatia's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Inner Ted Imazahvatia is ranked 11,918^th in the world and 279^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 372.6 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.