The Queen's State of Alien Warfare is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.796 billion Alien Warfareans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 44.3%.

The Alien Warfarean economy, worth 912 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 35,355 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Hares are considered a delicacy, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alien Warfare's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alien Warfare is ranked 182,944^th in the world and 3^rd in Caracas for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.55 kickbacks per hour.