The Federation of Allen Kinder is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.595 billion Allen Kinderians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The strong Allen Kinderian economy, worth 319 trillion betales a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,426 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Allen Kinder's national animal is the deer.

Allen Kinder is ranked 242,274^th in the world and 6^th in Icelandic Commonwealth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.1 law-abiding acts per hour.