The Empire of Almighty Ohio is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by ea scamville with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.737 billion Almighty Ohioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of columbus. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty Ohioan economy, worth 850 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,166 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity, government projects are full of waste, airports offer up-charged enemas, and no one tells their son "you're the man of the house" any more. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almighty Ohio's national animal is the demon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is scamism.

Almighty Ohio is ranked 329,814^th in the world and 18^th in the scammers for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.7 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.