The Islamic State of Alqae is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.625 billion Alqaeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makassar. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Alqaean economy, worth 124 trillion Rupiahs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,370 Rupiahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Rupiahs are being poured into a space program, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, and former slaves find themselves being herded onto ships once more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alqae's national animal is the Komodo dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Alqae is ranked 179,469^th in the world and 5^th in New Anarchy Lands HAHAHA for Most Developed, scoring 53.62 on the Human Development Index.