The Republic of Altinity is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.329 billion Altinityians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Altinityian economy, worth 588 trillion mikas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,129 mikas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,415 per year while the poor average 2,766, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Altinity's national animal is the Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Altinity is ranked 129,658^th in the world and 1^st in Kezia for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.