The French Gentleman of Alymurh is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Monsieur Seth with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.023 billion Frances are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming French economy, worth 235 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,949 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, citizens have voted the song "Monsieur Seth Smells Like A French Pigeon" as their new national anthem, and mutual cuisine decides political relations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alymurh's national animal is the French Pigeon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Paris Catacombs.

Alymurh is ranked 63,981^st in the world and 4^th in Emo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,405.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.