The United States of Amberlins is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 50 million Amberlinsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Amberlinsian economy, worth 2.92 trillion cheeseitzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 58,325 cheeseitzes, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Amberlins's national animal is the sharks.

Amberlins is ranked 88,283^rd in the world and 18^th in HVMUN for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.