The Kingdom of Ambonica is a large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 115 million Ambonics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ambonican economy, worth 4.43 trillion euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,560 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Ambonica remains pure, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambonica's national animal is the ambonic eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ambonica is ranked 297,857^th in the world and 713^th in Saint Osmund for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.45 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.