The Highest Monarchy of Ancient-Egypt is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.001 billion Egyptians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptian economy, worth 863 trillion Egyptian Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,653 Egyptian Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The only science is political science, royal princesses are recognizable by their plastic tiaras, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient-Egypt's national animal is the Jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Ancient-Egypt is ranked 267,381^st in the world and 104^th in Avaldonia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.95 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.