The Commonwealth of Ignormus is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Horatio Terminator Jones with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 3.487 billion Ignormusians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hampter. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ignormusian economy, worth 627 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,024 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is totally unknown. Ignormus's national animal is the hampter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hampterism.

Ignormus is ranked 130,001^st in the world and 3,094^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 831.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.