The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 586 million Llanfyrhallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaidolen. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfyrhallian economy, worth 79.4 trillion firas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,561 firas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rare steaks seem even bluer now, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, people who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfyrhall's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Llanfyrhall is ranked 44,070^th in the world and 1,016^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 718.95 pounds of wildlife per square mile.