by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 776th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,149th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,469th
The Imperial Meme of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Nothing is impossible, you just have to work harder!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population3.354 billion


CurrencyAngean Dollar

The Imperial Meme of Angea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Snek with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.354 billion Angeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neimburg. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth 639 trillion Angean Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,815 Angean Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Angea is ranked 106,446th in the world and 182nd in New Western Empire for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 427.53 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 776thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,149thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,469thLowest Crime Rates: 1,540thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,360thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,793rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,877thMost Influential: 2,882ndLargest Governments: 3,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,171stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,255thMost Developed: 3,576thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,128thHealthiest Citizens: 4,287thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,742ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,883rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,106thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,182ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,198thHighest Average Incomes: 6,595thSmartest Citizens: 6,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,106thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,455thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,614thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,411thMost Efficient Economies: 9,481stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,878thBest Weather: 10,003rdMost Conservative: 12,280thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,565thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,807th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the region

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