by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 896thMost Influential: 972ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,219th
The Trollge Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
We do a massive amount of trolling.
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Population6.79 billion

FaithTroll Cult


The Trollge Empire of Angea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Snek with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.79 billion Angeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollburg. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth a remarkable 1,269 trillion Trollcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,021 Trollcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Troll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Troll Cult.

Angea is ranked 66,418th in the world and 73rd in New Western Empire for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,287.57 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 896thMost Influential: 972ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,219thLowest Crime Rates: 1,320thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,181stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,354thTop
Largest Governments: 2,625thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,785thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,002ndMost Developed: 3,082ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,271stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,623rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,704thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,815thMost Efficient Economies: 4,135thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,364thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,761stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,767thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,845thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,921stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,060thBest Weather: 5,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,213thSmartest Citizens: 5,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,859thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,445thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,448thHighest Average Incomes: 8,175thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,940thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,535thHighest Economic Output: 14,382ndSafest: 15,097th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the region

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