by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 877thMost Influential: 1,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,219th
The Eternal Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Surrendering is never an option.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.352 billion



The Eternal Empire of Angea is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Snek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.352 billion Angeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neimburg. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,369 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, contestants on Angea's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, and the endangered saltwater humpback Human is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Angea is ranked 206,216th in the world and 199th in New Western Empire for Most Politically Free, scoring 18.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Secular: 877thMost Influential: 1,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,219thLowest Crime Rates: 1,315thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,216thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,284thTop
Largest Governments: 2,584thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,780thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,011thMost Developed: 3,020thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,211thHealthiest Citizens: 3,216thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,965thMost Efficient Economies: 4,010thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,519thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,823rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,854thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,014thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,217thSmartest Citizens: 5,268thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,532ndBest Weather: 5,708thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,996thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,172ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,314thHighest Average Incomes: 7,794thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,377thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,954thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,881stSafest: 14,783rdHighest Economic Output: 14,961st
Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the region

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