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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,760thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,018thMost Armed: 13,017th
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Angels of War

Population11.572 billion

CapitalThe Golen City of Dis
LeaderArchangel Beelzebub
FaithThe calling

CurrencyBroken Silver
AnimalGreat Hound

The Scared Sin of Angels of War is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Archangel Beelzebub with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.572 billion Angels of Warians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golen City of Dis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.5%.

The powerhouse Angels of Warian economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion Broken Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,183 Broken Silvers, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angels of War's national animal is the Great Hound, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The calling.

Angels of War is ranked 275,564th in the world and 4,210th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,760thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,018thMost Armed: 13,017thMost Devout: 13,121stLargest Black Market: 13,921stLargest Welfare Programs: 15,678thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 23,423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23,840thLargest Retail Industry: 26,290thHighest Economic Output: 30,838thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31,657th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionMost Devout: 64th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 87th in the regionLargest Black Market: 93rd in the regionMost Armed: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 159th in the regionLargest Populations: 165th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 225th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 277th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 296th in the regionMost Patriotic: 297th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 301st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 326th in the regionNudest: 380th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 381st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 420th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 450th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 461st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Angels of War was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Angels of War was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Angels of War was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Angels of War was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Angels of War was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Angels of War was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Angels of War, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Angels of War, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Angels of War, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years.
  • : Following new legislation in Angels of War, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels.

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