The State of Anita HanJabb is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.15 billion Jabbites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Anita HanJabbian economy, worth 725 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 30,052 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,318 per year while the poor average 1,614, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Anita HanJabb has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Anita HanJabb in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anita HanJabb's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anita HanJabb is ranked 102,182^nd in the world and 180^th in United States of America for Most Beautiful Environments, with 562.64 pounds of wildlife per square mile.