| Population | 11.304 billion |
| Capital | Bedrock |
| Leader | Mr Slate |
| Faith | Zoroastrian |
| Currency | Clams |
| Animal | Snorkasaurus |
The Republic of AnnaK is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Slate with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.304 billion AnnaKians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bedrock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.
The frighteningly efficient AnnaKian economy, worth a remarkable 1,999 trillion Clams a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,885 Clams, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes, and enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AnnaK's national animal is the Snorkasaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrian.
AnnaK is ranked 324,463rd in the world and 18,798th in Chicken overlords for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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AnnaK relocated from The East Pacific to Chicken overlords.
- : Following new legislation in
AnnaK, enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke.
- : Following new legislation in
AnnaK, the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes.
- : Following new legislation in
AnnaK, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Following new legislation in
AnnaK, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
- : Following new legislation in
AnnaK, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
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AnnaK voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Empires Forever United"".
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AnnaK was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in
AnnaK, pinkie promises are a matter of life and death.
- : Following new legislation in
AnnaK, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring.
























































































