General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 8.019 billion |
| Capital | Monopolis |
| Leader | Numero Uno |
| Faith | Primary Messianic Monotheism |
| Currency | One |
| Animal | Cyclops |
The Always Answer 1 of Answer 1 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Numero Uno with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 8.019 billion Answer 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monopolis. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Answer 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Ones a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,307 Ones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Answer 1's national animal is the Cyclops, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Primary Messianic Monotheism.
Answer 1 is ranked 271,305th in the world and 26th in Testregionia for Most Cultured, scoring 59 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Answer 1, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves.
- : Answer 1 was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Answer 1" at foreigners.
- : Answer 1 lodged a message on the Testregionia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
- : Following new legislation in Answer 1, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
