The State of Antia Hulandes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.298 billion Antia Hulandesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The thriving Antia Hulandesian economy, worth 482 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 19,851 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and Antia Hulandes has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Antia Hulandes's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Antia Hulandes is ranked 105,188^th in the world and 1^st in Liverpool for Most Primitive, scoring -21.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.