Population | 18.961 billion |
Capital | Great Leader's Funland |
Leader | Great Leader |
Faith | Great Leader's cult |
Currency | Anticountriopian |
Animal | Fox |
The Liberty Paradise of Anticountriopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.961 billion Anticountriopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Leader's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Anticountriopian economy, worth a remarkable 9,617 trillion Anticountriopians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 507,238 Anticountriopians, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,750,914 per year while the poor average 4,564, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.
It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, only government officials may operate computers, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Anticountriopia's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Great Leader's cult.
Anticountriopia is ranked 1,020th in the world and 1st in Solidaritat for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 30,128.86 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, only government officials may operate computers.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, the Anticountriopian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
- : Following new legislation in Anticountriopia, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.