The United Kingdom of Antillas Britanicas is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 12 million Británicos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Británico economy, worth 418 billion Libras a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,881 Libras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antillas Britanicas's national animal is the León.

Antillas Britanicas is ranked 136,952^nd in the world and 1^st in Caribe Norte for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,054.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.