The Milkman's Chosen of Anyu Rus is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Milkman with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, national health service, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.358 billion Anyu Rusians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milkground. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Anyu Rusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,373 trillion milks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 315,129 milks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,084,844 per year while the poor average 67,067, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anyu Rus's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Milkman.

Anyu Rus is ranked 3,867^th in the world and 1^st in Lands of Fel for Most Corrupt Governments, with 259.41 kickbacks per hour.