The Kingdom of Aouru is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 4.859 billion Aouruans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pohenpei-Koror. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aouruan economy, worth 762 trillion Raes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,983 Raes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aouru's national animal is the Greater Bird of Paradise, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aouru is ranked 253,834^th in the world and 9,606^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 15,384.35 Standard Monetary Units.