The United Queendoms of Apidae is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Beosia with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.936 billion Apidae are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mellita. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Apidae economy, worth 152 trillion Waxcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,931 Waxcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apidae's national animal is the Wax Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Apidae is ranked 306,985^th in the world and 42^nd in The Universal Federation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.