The Democratic States of Apolokie Rise is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Friday XIII with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.768 billion Apolokie Riseans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shenron's Cradle. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Apolokie Risean economy, worth 332 trillion crumbs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 120,297 crumbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, votes of no confidence regularly remove unwanted MPs, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Apolokie Rise's national animal is the pigeon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is New Age.

Apolokie Rise is ranked 6,214^th in the world and 8^th in The Amaranthine Isles for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,427.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.