The Republic of Farelonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Qarelir Garto Farel with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.796 billion Farelonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farelonia City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Farelonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,992 trillion Rodzevs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,158 Rodzevs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Qarelir Garto Farel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farelonia's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Farelonia is ranked 50,133^rd in the world and 871^st in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 27.45 flags saluted per person per day.