The Republic of Farelonia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Qarelir Garto Farel with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.776 billion Farelonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farelonia City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Farelonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,801 trillion Rodzevs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,433 Rodzevs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, stocks go up when the internet says so, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farelonia's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Farelonia is ranked 5,457^th in the world and 141^st in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 151 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.