Population | 28.516 billion |
Capital | Boswellington |
Leader | Zupremo Dictata |
Faith | Pastafarian |
Currency | Monero |
Animal | Birple |
The Free Land of Ardeetiana is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zupremo Dictata with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.516 billion Ardeetianans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boswellington. Income tax is unheard of.
The very strong Ardeetianan economy, worth a remarkable 4,860 trillion Moneroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 170,454 Moneroes, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
Stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ardeetiana's national animal is the Birple, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarian.
Ardeetiana is ranked 286,869th in the world and 13th in Libertarian Alliance for Most Primitive, scoring -485.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Ardeetiana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Economic Output, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
- : Ardeetiana's influence in Libertarian Alliance rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, the comic book series 'Zupremo Dictata and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back.
- : Following new legislation in Ardeetiana, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.