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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,823rdBest Weather: 10,649thMost Patriotic: 12,910th
The Region Keeper of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
The Region Keeper of Cataclyst Order
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Contender
Region Keeper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Aril

Population3.323 billion

Currencyaril
Animalrainbow jay

The Region Keeper of Aril is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.323 billion Arilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arilian economy, worth 455 trillion arils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,145 arils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aril's national animal is the rainbow jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aril is ranked 33,645th in the world and 3rd in Cataclyst Order for Largest Black Market, with 47.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,823rdBest Weather: 10,649thMost Patriotic: 12,910thHealthiest Citizens: 13,524thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,046thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,532ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,855thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,063rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,991stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,141stMost Corrupt Governments: 22,274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,737thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,996thSmartest Citizens: 25,305thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,144thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,354thLargest Governments: 28,067thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 30,172ndMost Accessible: 30,174thHighest Average Incomes: 32,178th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aril, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Aril, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Aril, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Aril, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Aril, Aril's citizens often wander into each other's homes.
  • : Aril was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Aril, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Aril, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Aril, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Aril, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.

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