
| Population | 26.887 billion |
| Capital | Labyrinth |
| Leader | Supreme Executive Director |
| Faith | Occult Cabal |
| Currency | Credit |
| Animal | Black Owl |
The Imperial Conglomerate of Arkbergen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Executive Director with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.887 billion Arkbergenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labyrinth. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Arkbergenian economy, worth an astonishing 11,952 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 444,542 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,016,215 per year while the poor average 24,033, a ratio of 125 to 1.
Notable individuals are granted land and titles, anti-government web sites are springing up, protestors are soaking piles of Credits in blood to make a point about government incomes, and exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted. Crime is totally unknown. Arkbergen's national animal is the Black Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Occult Cabal.
Arkbergen is ranked 883rd in the world and 1st in Sovereign Corporate League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 10,855.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Arkbergen, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted.
- : Following new legislation in
Arkbergen, protestors are soaking piles of Credits in blood to make a point about government incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Arkbergen, anti-government web sites are springing up.
- : Following new legislation in
Arkbergen, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
- : Following new legislation in
Arkbergen, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight.
- : Following new legislation in
Arkbergen, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in
Arkbergen, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
- : Following new legislation in
Arkbergen, a video of Supreme Executive Director wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
- : Following new legislation in
Arkbergen, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
- : Following new legislation in
Arkbergen, group hugs break out during floor votes.









































































































