The Kingdom of Arklanda is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 1.064 billion Arklanders are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mintakaville. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arklandan economy, worth 93.7 trillion Kwarts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,109 Kwarts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arklanda's national animal is the Forest Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Arklanda is ranked 239,017^th in the world and 374^th in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -17.26 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.