
| Population | 20.949 billion |
| Capital | Brancaster |
| Leader | Eumelia Philomel |
| Currency | Boondollar |
| Animal | Scorpion |
The Syndicated Supercluster of Arma Empitester is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eumelia Philomel with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.949 billion Empitesters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brancaster. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Empitesterian economy, worth a remarkable 7,914 trillion Boondollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 377,821 Boondollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
More and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime is totally unknown. Arma Empitester's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Arma Empitester is ranked 125,194th in the world and 4th in The United Binturong Islands for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,555.33 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Arma Empitester, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Following new legislation in
Arma Empitester, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
- : Following new legislation in
Arma Empitester, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in
Arma Empitester, more and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound.
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Arma Empitester published "The Weight of What We Owe: A Brief Recollection of the Post-Syndication War Period and the Reconstruction of Arma Empitester" (Factbook: History).
- : Following new legislation in
Arma Empitester, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Scorpion Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
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Arma Empitester lodged a message on the The United Binturong Islands Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Arma Empitester, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
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Arma Empitester lodged a message on the The United Binturong Islands Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Arma Empitester, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.






































































































