The FAAH 120607 FAAH of Arsonismm is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Our Most Supreme Overlord Asher Smith with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.97 billion Arsonists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arsonismm City. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arsonist economy, worth 412 trillion Bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,925 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, foreign football clubs wave the Arsonist flag before every game, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and Our Most Supreme Overlord Asher Smith reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arsonismm's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Arsonismm is ranked 62,243^rd in the world and 3^rd in fjgfhgk for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,640.01 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.